1 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:11,480 Hurry up. 2 00:00:17,760 --> 00:00:19,320 Come on. 3 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:29,000 Oh, my God, come on! 4 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:36,560 OK, that's enough. 5 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,600 - Let's open her up again. - (OTHERS GROAN) 6 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,960 I'm not gonna let you do that. 7 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,840 And how exactly are you gonna stop me, Sister? 8 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,800 Swabs go missing all the time. 9 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,440 - We'll find it. - I'm not telling you 10 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,200 how to do your job, Doctor, but if we can't find the swab, 11 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:50,440 - shouldn't you...? - I'm sorry, I thought you 12 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:51,840 weren't telling me how to do my job. 13 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:54,480 OK, everybody, can you just check in your shoes 14 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,440 just in case it's fallen in there? 15 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:57,480 Um, hi. 16 00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:59,600 How are you doing? 17 00:00:59,640 --> 00:01:01,360 Um, as you've probably gathered, 18 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:04,680 we can't find one of the swabs that we used in the Caesarean, 19 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:06,720 so we're going to have to check that it isn't... 20 00:01:08,080 --> 00:01:10,760 ...that we haven't left it sort of inside you. 21 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:12,200 Sort of inside me? 22 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:14,520 Sort of totally inside you, yeah. 23 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:15,920 - And it wouldn't dissolve? - It would, yes, 24 00:01:15,960 --> 00:01:17,160 slowly, though, 25 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:20,280 over the next six or seven thousand years. 26 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:21,440 Erm... 27 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:23,480 Yep. Sorry. 28 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:25,120 OK, erm, scissors. 29 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:27,880 (SIGHS) 30 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:29,480 Blunt forceps. 31 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,000 Look what I found. 32 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,680 You thieving little fucker. 33 00:01:36,720 --> 00:01:38,320 Apologies, Tracy. 34 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,440 And apologies, Dad. 35 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:02,800 Is everything OK? What's going on? 36 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:05,920 Everything's fine, thanks, random man with a rucksack. 37 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,200 No, I meant with the baby in... in Five. 38 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,240 I'm the doctor who delivered him. So is he, erm...? 39 00:02:10,280 --> 00:02:11,240 Is he OK? 40 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:13,680 No. If you remember, you misdiagnosed his mother 41 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:16,280 so he was delivered about 15 weeks too early. 42 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:18,040 No, I meant with the, um... 43 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,800 Was the lumbar puncture normal? Did you repeat the bloods? 44 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,200 You've done your bit, mate. 45 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,720 We're doing ours now. 46 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,960 - (LIFT BELL DINGS) - You still here? 47 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:43,080 I was just checking something. 48 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:44,880 - Yeah. - We all make mistakes. 49 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:47,000 Doesn't mean that we're bad at our jobs. 50 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,680 If we learn from them, they're what makes us better. 51 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:51,360 All right, Gandhi, it was a fucking lost swab. 52 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,040 No, not that! The mistake you were visiting in there. 53 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,440 Anyway, get out of here. 54 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:58,440 You should've been home, what, six hours ago? 55 00:02:58,480 --> 00:02:59,920 Swab-ert De Niro. 56 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,000 What? 57 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,560 Oh. I'd have gone with Swab-ert Downey Jr. 58 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,680 Yeah, Julian said that one, so... 59 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,440 - (CLANG) - (GROANING) 60 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,680 Harry? What the fuck are you doing? 61 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:26,240 The door's broken. 62 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,400 Won't open. Keys... 63 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:28,640 - Key's broken. - What? 64 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,480 - For God's sake. Come on. - (GRUNTS) 65 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:35,160 You've got some, er, food on your face. 66 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,480 That's probably placenta. 67 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:38,640 Harry... 68 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:40,600 Oh... Whoa, you fixed it. 69 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:42,360 How was work? 70 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,560 Fine, thanks. In. Now. Bed. 71 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,360 Uh... Uh-uh. 72 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:47,920 That's my wallet. 73 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:53,240 Harry... 74 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:55,960 Kiss me. 75 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,320 (MUFFLED) Harry... 76 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:00,640 OK, OK, OK. 77 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,320 (TOASTER POPS) 78 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:26,280 Shit, sorry. Did I wake you? 79 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:28,240 - What are you doing? - Knitting. 80 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,760 Shall I make you a cocoa before you head off to bridge? 81 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:37,840 Harry... 82 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:41,880 Harry, stop. 83 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,600 You're gonna make me late for work. 84 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:47,880 So I am. 85 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:57,120 Is this shirt OK? 86 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:01,000 Assuming that's a jumper you were knitting to wear over it. 87 00:06:02,480 --> 00:06:04,240 I shouldn't be back too late tonight. 88 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:07,240 Good. Greg and Emma will be here at seven, 89 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,120 so make sure you're back by then. 90 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:11,520 Having said that, these things are fluid, aren't they? 91 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:14,160 You never know when you'll be called for an emergency. 92 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:15,520 She's not that bad. 93 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,760 Compared to who, Idi Amin? 94 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,520 You know, it's probably about time you stop telling him 95 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,200 how much you hate her. 96 00:06:22,240 --> 00:06:23,360 They're getting married. 97 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:25,880 She's having his baby. 98 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:31,480 It'll be nice. 99 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:32,880 I'm doing fajitas. 100 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:34,240 (DOOR CLOSES) 101 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:36,920 Doesn't have to be fajitas. 102 00:06:42,240 --> 00:06:45,240 You look like you haven't slept. 103 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,240 No, I've had to cut sleeping out. 104 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,760 It's an unnecessary distraction from these exams. 105 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,160 - When are they? - A few weeks. 106 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:55,520 And I have done a quarter of anatomy, 107 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:57,280 so that's, what, a leg? 108 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,680 I've not even started on embryology or biochemistry, 109 00:06:59,720 --> 00:07:01,440 and I'm on call with Adam in ten minutes. 110 00:07:01,480 --> 00:07:02,840 I don't wanna sound like your mum... 111 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:05,120 But I should be married by now? 112 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,960 Look, tell Adam he can do it on his own for once. 113 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,680 And he's taking all day the way he's acting at the moment. 114 00:07:09,720 --> 00:07:12,520 He's doing biopsies on every freckle on a patient's arse 115 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:16,760 just in case it's some rare case of Japanese melanocytic. 116 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:21,400 And, er, just one more night and I've got a few days off. 117 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:24,120 Um, I don't know what I'm gonna do. It'll be nice for AJ 118 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:26,520 to see her mum for a change. 119 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:27,880 Tracy! 120 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:30,120 Come on, put your GCSE biology down. 121 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,680 - We've got work to do. - (SIGHS) 122 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:34,280 Look, why don't you be a brave boy and go there on your own? 123 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,040 - Excuse me? - I'm sure Shruti 124 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:38,400 would like a little bit more time with her textbooks. 125 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:40,640 Yeah. And I'd like £85 million and a ten-inch cock 126 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:42,280 but, you know, can't win 'em all. 127 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:45,680 Come on...Swab Marley. 128 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,600 OK, fine. 129 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,840 Come up to gynae in two hours. 130 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:55,040 But I'm gonna test you afterwards and I want you 131 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,920 to know all of Heads, Shoulders, Knees And Toes. 132 00:07:56,960 --> 00:07:58,800 Verse and chorus. 133 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:03,360 Look, honestly, I'm sure 134 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:04,960 - it's nothing. - She's always 135 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:06,000 - playing things down. - You think I'm dying 136 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:07,040 every time I fart. 137 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:08,480 Her head could be hanging off and she'd refuse an aspirin. 138 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,200 Maybe we should listen to what the doctor thinks. 139 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:11,400 Can I put a hand on your tummy? 140 00:08:11,440 --> 00:08:12,680 How cold are they? 141 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:14,880 - A bit. - That's good. 142 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:16,880 It means they ain't just been inside another patient, then. 143 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:18,080 (LAUGHS) 144 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,560 Means they haven't been inside a living patient. 145 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:21,880 Right. 146 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:25,080 How bad's the pain on a scale of zero to ten, 147 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:26,240 where zero is no pain at all 148 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:27,880 and ten is sawing your own leg off 149 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:29,520 while listening to Michael Bublé? 150 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:31,680 Let's say...three. 151 00:08:31,720 --> 00:08:33,480 Chopping chillies and rubbing your eyes. 152 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:36,280 This is what I mean, that's clearly an eight. 153 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:37,560 May I lift your top up? 154 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,560 Oh, fucking Christ. 155 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:46,320 I'm fine. 156 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:49,320 Right, I do think there might be something going on here. 157 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,520 Tell you what it is. I had a kebab last night. 158 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:53,560 It literally looked like Hagrid's cock. 159 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:56,200 And there's a condition called ovarian torsion, 160 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:59,240 where the ovary gets twisted around on itself. 161 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:00,320 I want to admit you to the ward, 162 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,480 get you round to theatre as soon as we can 163 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,120 - and have a look inside. - An operation? 164 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,600 Are you serious? It's nothing. 165 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:07,280 - I don't think it's nothing. - Listen to the doctor. 166 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,200 He wouldn't operate if he wasn't certain. 167 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:11,080 Are you certain, then? Like, 100%? 168 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,280 - Well... - Oh, look, he ain't. 169 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:15,840 - Come on, let's go. - Nothing in medicine is 100%, 170 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:18,200 but if you go home, that would be against my firm advice, 171 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,200 and you risk making this a lot worse 172 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:21,760 and losing an ovary. 173 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,160 Or...worse. 174 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:24,840 - Ruth. - If you need an overnight bag, 175 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:27,760 maybe your friend can pop home and get some stuff for you? 176 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,120 Oh, not friends. 177 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,280 Enemies? 178 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,080 - Civil partners. - Oh, um, goodness. 179 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:35,120 I didn't mean... Sorry. 180 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:36,200 I presume you don't have a problem with that? 181 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:37,840 No. No, no, no. 182 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,360 Maybe don't pick a fight 183 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:40,880 with the person who's trying to save your life. 184 00:09:40,920 --> 00:09:42,320 Hmm. So he claims. 185 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,840 Um... 186 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:49,480 Good. Um, OK, I'll see you up on the ward. 187 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:51,240 Let's get her up to gynae. 188 00:09:51,280 --> 00:09:54,240 Oi, this is total bullshit. He's taking the piss. 189 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,960 Is that a mattress suture, Mr Lockhart? 190 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,280 - Yes. - It's very elegant. 191 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,760 My rectum is clean enough already, thank you, Julian. 192 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:07,600 Um, Mr Lockhart, there's a patient on the ward 193 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:08,920 I think we should operate on smart-ish, 194 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:10,360 if you don't mind ticking the old box. 195 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:11,400 Let's hear it, then. 196 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,200 I never knew you were such a good ventriloquist, 197 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:14,640 - Mr Lockhart. - Boys. 198 00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,120 Um, patient's 26 years old, 199 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:17,520 I've just admitted her from AandE 200 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,320 with acute abdominal pain and nausea. 201 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,080 Negative pregnancy test. 202 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,160 She's in significant pain when I examine her, 203 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,240 all pointing to 204 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:25,600 - ovarian torsion. - Ultrasound? 205 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:27,280 AandE did an ultrasound, which was normal, 206 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,040 but obviously that doesn't exclude... 207 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:31,720 Do you normally operate on patients with period pains? 208 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,360 It's really not period pains. 209 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,640 Look, we're pleased you're being cautious. 210 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,200 I'd be cautious too if I'd nearly killed 211 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,520 one of my patients at your stage. 212 00:10:37,560 --> 00:10:38,880 We're at the same stage, Julian. 213 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,000 I'm sorry. Is that a typo where it says acting registrar? 214 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,920 I think what Julian is trying to say 215 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:45,600 in his own special way 216 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,400 is that we leave surgery 217 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:48,680 - as a last resort. - Operative risks. 218 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,440 I know what operative risks are. Can we just CT her? 219 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:53,280 We could just CT every patient in the hospital 220 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,520 if you're totally determined to bankrupt the place. 221 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:57,000 Common things are common, Adam. 222 00:10:57,040 --> 00:10:59,720 If you hear hooves clip-clopping 223 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,920 outside of your bedroom window, it could be a zebra, 224 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,480 but, realistically, it's gonna be a horse. 225 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:06,920 (LOCKHART CHUCKLES) 226 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:08,840 Home. Now! 227 00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,640 - But if it is ovarian torsion? - Send her home, 228 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:11,920 there's a good boy. 229 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:16,000 Oi, Doctor! Don't rush or anything, fella, I'm fine. 230 00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:20,000 What time you cutting me open, then? 231 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:23,760 We've decided in fact to not operate but to send you... 232 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,400 (GROANS) 233 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:26,600 ...here. 234 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:30,360 To send you here and see how you get on overnight. 235 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,240 Luckily, my female sexual partner 236 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:36,000 is just fetching some stuff for me. 237 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,200 I didn't mean to be insensitive before. 238 00:11:41,040 --> 00:11:44,720 - I'm...gay too, actually. - Really? 239 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:47,600 Cos it sounds like you've never said that before. 240 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:55,000 Uh, well, I will, erm, pop back in the morning 241 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,640 and see how you're doing. 242 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,080 Who's up first, then? 243 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,200 Um... 244 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:04,480 The MOB in bed 17. 245 00:12:04,520 --> 00:12:05,520 MOB? 246 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:07,360 Miserable Old Bat. 247 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:09,280 Is that a good one? 248 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:10,880 You can't just make them up. 249 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:12,400 Can I see Mrs Winnicka's bloods? 250 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,680 But they were normal. 251 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,000 Yeah. 252 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,280 Yeah, one sec. 253 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,760 Yeah, she had a bit of a night of it. 254 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,520 Episode of chest pain. 255 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,000 The SHO did blood and an ECG. 256 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:25,040 I've had a look 257 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:26,920 - and they're all normal. - Why have you done this? 258 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,360 What? 259 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,600 Welded a laptop to a Zimmer frame. 260 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:32,640 No, they've replaced all the ward computers 261 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:35,280 - with computers on wheels. - Of course they fucking have. 262 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:37,560 Turn it on, then. 263 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,000 I'm gonna have to plug it in. 264 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,000 Battery only lasts about a minute. 265 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,160 (COMPUTER BEEPS) 266 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,400 If this thing was any more useless, you'd be out of a job. 267 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,960 - Yeah, look there. Normal. - Hang on. 268 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:01,360 Yeah. Yeah, it's normal. OK, let's go and see her. 269 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:03,080 And bring your new toy. 270 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:05,520 (SIGHS) 271 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:08,200 Ohh! 272 00:13:12,680 --> 00:13:14,760 Christ alive. 273 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,560 It can be a lonely place in hospital 274 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,320 if you've got no friends or family visiting... 275 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:24,000 Morning, Mrs Winnicka. 276 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,920 Why you brought me this one? 277 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,280 I prefer Dr Julian. 278 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,600 Lovely and tall. 279 00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:30,040 ...or if you're a total bitch. 280 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:32,360 Well, you're stuck with me, I'm afraid, 281 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,400 horrible and short. 282 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,040 So, any more of that pain in the chest since last night? 283 00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,120 Why do you care? 284 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,760 Because it reflects very badly on me if you die. 285 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,320 (SCOFFS) Nobody cares if I die. 286 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,560 Oh, I dunno. 287 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:43,440 The lion and the wardrobe would probably miss you. 288 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:45,840 Any more of that pain in the chest, then? 289 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,320 - No, no more of that. - That's good. 290 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,000 Let's get the cardiology doctors to review you, 291 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,160 just to be on the safe side. 292 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,840 Shruti, can you arrange that, please? 293 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:59,200 Really? But we've had no positive test results. 294 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,360 I don't think... 295 00:14:01,320 --> 00:14:03,040 I mean, yeah, of course. 296 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:05,520 That...that's fine. Yes. 297 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,680 (LAUGHTER) 298 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:11,840 Uh... 299 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,400 How are you doing? 300 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:20,960 You're a doctor. 301 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:23,080 Not doing bloody job for you. 302 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,800 Who's this handsome man? 303 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,360 Can we expect a visit? 304 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,720 Hell of a job digging him up. 305 00:14:29,760 --> 00:14:31,240 Oh, God, sorry. 306 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:33,280 What about the lovely strapping boys next to him? 307 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,800 If they're dead as well, it'll be easier if I just join them. 308 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:37,720 This one - busy with work. 309 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:41,200 That one - hasn't thought of excuse yet. 310 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:48,520 Well, hopefully you'll be out of here before too long. 311 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:49,760 It's already too long. 312 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,600 It's so loud in here. 313 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,880 The woman in that bed stinks. 314 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,600 Can't even get a whisky at night. 315 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:56,760 I'm sorry. 316 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,680 Very good at being sorry, aren't you? 317 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:06,920 OK. Well, uh, it's lovely talking to you, Mrs W. 318 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,200 We'll see you tomorrow. 319 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,440 You OK? 320 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,120 My SHO's pretty insubordinate, but other than that... 321 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:17,560 They're gonna stop accepting your referrals 322 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,800 if I keep crying wolf with the unnecessary ones. 323 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,560 Ah, you see, this is a necessary one, 324 00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:23,640 because I asked for it. 325 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:25,160 (LID SLAMS) 326 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:27,960 Hey, do me a favour. 327 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,240 Get me a bottle of whisky. 328 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:32,320 - For Mrs Winnicka. - Can she go home today? 329 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:34,200 Well, not alive. 330 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:37,040 And that patient you've admitted from AandE. 331 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,160 How long's she likely to be here? 332 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,240 We're monitoring her overnight 333 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,320 with a view to operating in the morning. 334 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,280 And you've discussed this 335 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:43,640 - with your consultant? - Obviously, 336 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,840 otherwise she wouldn't be here, would she? 337 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,960 Hi, Mum. Listen, can I call you tomorrow? 338 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,120 No, I can't tonight. I'm having dinner with Greg and Emma. 339 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,600 Yeah, just the three of us. 340 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,080 I know you hoped I'd marry Helen, Mum, 341 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:17,480 you've mentioned it every 40 minutes 342 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,200 for the last five years. Can we talk about something else? 343 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,480 Not that. Right, look, I'm going. Bye. 344 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,560 (PAGER BEEPS) 345 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,280 So sorry. 346 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:36,800 Oh, no, no. This isn't for me. It's for my boss. 347 00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:38,200 (SIGHS) 348 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,440 No, he's gonna give it to one of the patients. 349 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:42,800 (SIGHS) 350 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,080 So that's the antibiotic 351 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:49,680 to sort the infection that got everyone so worried before. 352 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,800 And that one is... 353 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:58,080 No, don't know what that one is, sorry. 354 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,640 No, that one's the... 355 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,240 Yes, that one's the antibiotic. 356 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,000 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 357 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,800 I'm more of a Caesarean section kind of guy, to be honest. 358 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,720 I really did try my best for you. 359 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:25,960 You believe me, right? 360 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:11,360 Bollocks. 361 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,680 (HORN BLARES) 362 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:14,680 - (DOG BARKS) - (DOOR OPENS) 363 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:17,840 Shit. 364 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,000 Just shush. Come on now. 365 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,320 Shit. 366 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:25,120 Um... 367 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,320 Fuck! 368 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,520 (HORN CONTINUES BLARING) 369 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:30,080 - (HORN STOPS) - Greg! 370 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:32,400 You coming in, or are you just practising your beeping? 371 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,840 - Hey. - Hello, mate. 372 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,760 I'll see you inside. 373 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:41,480 Just gonna lock up. 374 00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:43,200 I've missed watching you lock up Betsy. 375 00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:44,680 It's like watching Tower Bridge open up. 376 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:47,320 Oh, and he's off. Dr Kay representing Great Britain. 377 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,880 Oh, the window wedge came out in one. 378 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,800 Well, he's lost valuable seconds on the walkaround 379 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,960 but can he make it up on the inside door knob? 380 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,760 Yeah, well, now it's all to play for on the window shuffle. 381 00:18:55,800 --> 00:19:00,240 And now Kay has opted for a right-hand shuffle. 382 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,080 That's beautiful. 383 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,360 How was work? 384 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,200 Same shit, different vagina. 385 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,120 You know, Emma was saying she hasn't seen you for ages. 386 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,640 Yeah. 387 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,520 It's been lovely. 388 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:18,240 Behave. 389 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:20,840 You do know no-one's gonna steal that, right? 390 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,640 What were you thinking? 391 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,840 How did this patient possibly warrant a cardiology referral? 392 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,560 I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to waste your time. 393 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,240 Do you really think that's good enough? 394 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:31,240 I've got a ward full of patients 395 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,760 with actual heart issues, 396 00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,440 and her pain was clearly non-cardiac. 397 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:38,000 She had a normal ECG and normal bloods. 398 00:19:38,040 --> 00:19:40,000 My ten-year-old could have told you that. 399 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,480 I'm so sorry. 400 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:42,840 What would your registrar say 401 00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:45,200 - if they knew you'd done this? - Well, actually... 402 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:48,560 Um...I... All I can do is apologise. 403 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:51,080 - What's your name? - Shruti. 404 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,120 Acharya. 405 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,280 I'll be writing to your consultant, 406 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:56,240 Shruti...Acharya. 407 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,520 Oh, I just need a holiday. 408 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,640 I can't remember the last time we've been in the country 409 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,360 for two months straight, let alone three. 410 00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,000 We all need a hit of sun, don't we? 411 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,120 Greg wants us to go back to Barbados, 412 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,480 but I'm worried that's what everyone does at Christmas. 413 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,120 Oh, God, yeah. If I have to spend 414 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,160 one more Christmas in Barbados, I'm just gonna... 415 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:21,000 Have you guys heard Adam's degloving story? 416 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:23,920 - No, I don't think so. - Oh, you will love it. 417 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,480 Go on. 418 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,360 So, degloving's when the skin 419 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,320 gets torn from the underlying structures, 420 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,760 like when a motorcyclist flies off his bike 421 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,360 and his hand goes... 422 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,160 - Do we have to? - We certainly do. 423 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,800 So, there's this 18-year-old guy, 424 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:40,200 he's out celebrating his A level results 425 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,360 and he finds himself dancing on the roof of a bus shelter. 426 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,920 And to get down to ground level, 427 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:49,560 he slides down a lamppost, koala-bear-style. 428 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:55,040 Unfortunately, he's misjudged the texture of the lamppost 429 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,800 and he finds himself in AandE 430 00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,120 with severe grazing to both hands... 431 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:04,600 ...and a complete degloving of his penis. 432 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,640 (OTHERS GASP AND LAUGH) 433 00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:08,960 Ohh! 434 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,800 - God. - So what did it look like? 435 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,720 It was far and away the worst penis I've ever seen. 436 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,000 And he's seen a lot of penises. 437 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,480 - Professionally, of course. - So, what did it look like? 438 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:19,200 It's like a bit of spaghetti. 439 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,360 Can we stop? 440 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,720 Smeared in tomato sauce. 441 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,400 - We are eating. - Will it grow back? 442 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,280 - What, like an octopus? - Gregory... 443 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,160 - Well, maybe. - Gregory, enough! 444 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:29,760 EMMA: Please. 445 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,800 So... 446 00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:35,320 ...um, how are the renovations coming on? 447 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,120 Oh, my God, you know what it's like, 448 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,880 - digging a basement. - Not really. 449 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,080 I think our landlord might complain. 450 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:41,320 And the downstairs neighbours. 451 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:43,760 Loads of mess, loads of stress, loads of noise. 452 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,600 If we get let down by one more marbler, 453 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,040 I think I'm gonna go spare. 454 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:49,600 (EMMA LAUGHS) Oh... 455 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:55,000 Oh, I saw your mum in John Lewis last week. 456 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:56,680 - Oh, God, I'm sorry. - It was all right. 457 00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:58,480 I hid behind a mannequin. 458 00:21:58,520 --> 00:21:59,560 I wouldn't recognise your mum 459 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,680 if I bumped into her in John Lewis. 460 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,240 Yeah, you would. Room gets about ten degrees colder. 461 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,720 Um... 462 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,280 - Margaritas. - Yes, please. Thank you. 463 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,560 - Whoopsie! No. - Oh, go on. 464 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,600 It'll loosen... (TAPS TABLE) ...you up. 465 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,400 Sorry, of course. More lemonade? 466 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:17,320 That would be lovely. Yeah, there's no champagne for me 467 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:19,000 at the wedding, alas. 468 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,520 Such a shame. 469 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,640 Our little munchkin's causing us 470 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:26,080 trouble already. No champagne for Mummy. 471 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:30,160 So, how many weeks are you now? 472 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:31,080 21. 473 00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:32,600 Exciting. Um... 474 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,240 I'm gonna say, what, halfway there? 475 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,040 (SCOFFS) You do listen. 476 00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:38,360 And is it a boy or a girl? 477 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,480 - Um... - Yeah. 478 00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:40,640 We chose not to find out. 479 00:22:40,680 --> 00:22:43,080 Yeah. There are just so few surprises left in life. 480 00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,680 Wouldn't it be funny if Adam ended up delivering you? 481 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,480 Over my dead body! 482 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:49,680 Statistically, at least half my patients live, actually. 483 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,920 We're gonna play it safe and go private. 484 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,320 And is everything going well so far? 485 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,800 Yep, we had the 22-week scan 486 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:02,080 - last week. All seemed good. - We had the 5D scan. 487 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:04,280 Wow! So when you go private, 488 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,280 they discover two extra dimensions? 489 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:12,720 Have a look. 490 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:13,880 So...? 491 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:16,680 How does it look to you? 492 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,240 Aw. 493 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:20,480 Yeah. 494 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,920 She looks perfect. 495 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:29,960 She? 496 00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,480 (EMMA SIGHS) 497 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,760 What the fuck's gotten into you? 498 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,360 What's that supposed to mean? 499 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,000 You do know you really upset them? 500 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,360 Oh, yeah. 501 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:56,000 I feel really terrible for Greg 502 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,280 with his perfect little life. 503 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:01,840 You're jealous of him? Is that what this is about? 504 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,760 Adam, he's cosplaying as a 50-year-old. 505 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,320 Rubbing my face in it with their big house 506 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:08,880 and their fancy wedding, and car that works. 507 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:09,960 Go get a job in the City, then. 508 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,440 That's not what I mean. 509 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,960 They're just so... 510 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,400 ...settled and... 511 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:22,760 ...normal. 512 00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,080 If normal's so important to you, 513 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:26,800 why have you ruined the first evening we've had together 514 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,160 in a fortnight? 515 00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:31,320 Haven't normal couples met each other's parents? 516 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:33,880 Fine - next time we're in Transylvania. 517 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,400 Adam... 518 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,440 What's going on? 519 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,440 Nothing. 520 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,800 I'm going to bed. I've an early start. 521 00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,680 (DOOR CLOSES) 522 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,760 - I'll be back seven-ish. - I'm going out tonight. 523 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,160 I don't mean to load this all on you, 524 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,800 but can you hurry up and get better, please? 525 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,520 I think it'd be good for both of us. 526 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:30,040 I'm actually good at my job. 527 00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,440 Most of the time. 528 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:44,280 Anyway, you don't wanna hear all this. 529 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:45,480 It's just... 530 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,840 You just focus on learning how to blink. 531 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,440 Ah, Dr Adam! 532 00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:53,800 Oh, I don't think you've met my sister, Paula. 533 00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,160 Oh, no. Hello. Lovely to meet you. 534 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,800 - Mm-hm. - Hello, darling. 535 00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:00,720 I missed you so much. 536 00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,560 And the, uh, antibiotic's starting to work, 537 00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,840 - so that's a bit of good news. - Yes. 538 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,720 And they weighed him again last night 539 00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:09,320 and he's nearly two stone, so... 540 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,360 Two pounds. 541 00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:13,400 I think...I think it was stone. 542 00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:15,040 Oh, look! 543 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,840 Look how big you're getting. 544 00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:18,600 Oh, I've actually got something for him. 545 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:25,640 Oh, that's so kind of you. 546 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,720 They must have cost you a fortune. 547 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,840 I... 548 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,560 I knitted them. 549 00:26:32,600 --> 00:26:35,000 That's something for him to grow into. 550 00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,120 Hopefully. 551 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,760 Look what Dr Adam made. I love you so much. 552 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,040 Mummy loves you so, so much. 553 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:49,240 I don't know how it's got so stuck up there. 554 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,920 It must have turned around on itself 555 00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,240 or must be sitting on some kind of ledge, or something. 556 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,480 And there's no way you can tell me 557 00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:56,120 - what it is? - Oh, no, no, 558 00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:57,760 I want it to be a surprise for Carl. 559 00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,120 We're always surprising each other. 560 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:01,040 Yeah, he'd have got it out himself 561 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,160 if he didn't have such stubby fingers. 562 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,360 It's the same with me whole family, you know? 563 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,760 Practically toes. 564 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:12,440 Right, let's, uh, have a look, shall we? 565 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:17,480 What do you reckon? 566 00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:18,800 A bottle of Pernod? 567 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,320 The gear stick from a Vauxhall Corsa? 568 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:23,880 A selection of baklava? 569 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:36,000 That's ten points to anyone who guessed Kinder Egg. 570 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,680 - Right. - Hey, no, no, no, no. 571 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,640 Don't throw it away. Carl, open it. 572 00:27:55,120 --> 00:27:58,680 - Oh... Oh! Oh, God. - (METAL CLATTERS) 573 00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,240 Carl Morcom... 574 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,120 ...will you marry me? 575 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,640 Say yes, mate. If that's what she does with a Kinder Egg, 576 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,880 God knows what she'd do to you if you say no. 577 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,400 Course I will, Tez. Come here. 578 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:15,600 Congratulations. 579 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,160 Mmm... 580 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:22,480 Ah, this is so... This is so her, Doc. This is so you. 581 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:23,680 Doc, before you go, 582 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,200 will you...will you take a picture of us, please? 583 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,280 I can't. My thumbs won't reach the buttons. 584 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:29,240 Of course. 585 00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:37,680 There you go. 586 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:39,200 Thank you so much. 587 00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:42,080 I'm the luckiest man in the world. 588 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,520 Congratulations again. 589 00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,960 BOTH: Thank you. 590 00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:54,880 Always with your nose in a book. 591 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,400 Oh, you probably haven't got there yet. 592 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,760 Your nose is the pointy bit on the front of your face. 593 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,680 Did cardiology 594 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,160 - see Mrs Winnicka? - Mm-hm. 595 00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:03,960 They were satisfied that nothing was going on. 596 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,120 Great. 597 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,400 See, no-one minds being asked. 598 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,520 Come on. 599 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:18,320 What do you want? 600 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,960 - We're the doctors. - I know who you are. 601 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,080 - That's not what I asked. - Any more of that chest pain? 602 00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,480 - No. - That's good. 603 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:24,880 (PAGER BEEPS AND BUZZES) 604 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:28,560 Um... You didn't fancy a nightcap? 605 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,080 Of course not. Jack Daniel's tastes like cat's piss. 606 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,760 Well, they were fresh out of eye of newt. 607 00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,520 Piss off. 608 00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:35,640 See you tomorrow, Mrs W. 609 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:38,880 Anything you'd like to tell me? 610 00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:40,240 Um... 611 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:41,920 - Fuck off. - Imagine my surprise 612 00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,680 when Benilda informed me 613 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:45,000 that the patient with period pains 614 00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,240 was still on the ward this morning. 615 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,960 I instructed you to send her home. 616 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,640 I really don't think you should be ignoring her symptoms. 617 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,640 I really don't think you should be ignoring me and Mr Lockhart. 618 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,200 Who isn't pleased about this, by the way. 619 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,520 (LAUGHS) Did he tell you that 620 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:56,920 when you put an apple on his desk this morning? 621 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,720 - Grow up, Adam. - Can't we just leave her in 622 00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:00,400 another night for observation? Trust me, she's really... 623 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,280 No-one trusts you. I sent her home. 624 00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:03,920 You discharged one patient 625 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:05,400 when you shouldn't have. That doesn't mean 626 00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,880 you should keep every other patient in here for ever. 627 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,320 You're lucky to have Adam to learn from. 628 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:12,920 Don't do what he does. 629 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,120 Hi, it's Adam. 630 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,840 Well, give her bloody paracetamol, then. 631 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,040 Hey, mate, do me a favour. 632 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,400 Gimme one of those. 633 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,600 Oi, don't touch me! 634 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:28,600 Fuck! 635 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,160 Fuck off. 636 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,440 Ruth! Ruth, wait. 637 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:36,840 Shruti, get me a spot in emergency theatres now. 638 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,080 Ovarian torsion, starved and ready. 639 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,560 - (GROANS) - Uh-huh, yep, that's the one. 640 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:42,920 What? 641 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,240 I don't give a shit what Julian said. 642 00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:46,760 Yep. 643 00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,040 In. 644 00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,800 100% sure. Mm-hm. 645 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,840 Or 50% sure. 646 00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,320 And if it's not an ovarian torsion, 647 00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,520 while I'm in theatres, I can always perform 648 00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:58,720 an emergency cutting my own head off. 649 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:02,600 Hospital number 8744352. 650 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,640 Yeah, great. Thank you so much. 651 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,880 Thank you, bye. 652 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,720 Grasper. 653 00:32:32,760 --> 00:32:33,880 Please. 654 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:40,080 Right, place your bets. 655 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:44,160 Oh, shit. 656 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:45,840 It's bloody normal. 657 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,600 Isn't that good? 658 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:49,280 Oh, it's all right for her. 659 00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,800 - Fuck! - If you wouldn't mind 660 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,320 watching your language in theatre, please, Doctor. 661 00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:54,600 Sorry, Sister. 662 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:55,760 Fuck. 663 00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:57,600 Jesus fucking H fucking Christ. 664 00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,440 Right, well, here's some revision for you. 665 00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:04,440 This is what perfectly normal pelvic anatomy looks like. 666 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:06,040 Oh, and here they are. 667 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:07,720 Great, right on cue. 668 00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,640 Get out of theatre, Adam. Shruti, you did the right thing 669 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:10,920 - calling me. - Right, scrub in, 670 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:13,680 get this closed up. Camera off, bugger off. 671 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,640 I'll deal with you afterwards. 672 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:20,320 Oh, hold on. 673 00:33:20,360 --> 00:33:23,200 There's some free fluid in the abdomen, 674 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,720 something's going on. 675 00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:27,520 Julian, grab me a pair of size eights. 676 00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,920 Thank you, God that I don't believe in. 677 00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:34,080 I'm sorry about the mild blasphemy just before. 678 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:35,560 Out the way. 679 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,200 Oh, yeah, sorry. 680 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,120 Ah, well, there's your answer. 681 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:42,120 Look how pedunculated that ovary is 682 00:33:42,160 --> 00:33:44,720 and see how vascular it is on the surface. 683 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,280 It's been twisting backwards and forwards on itself. 684 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,040 She must've been in a right state. 685 00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,640 Good spot, young man. 686 00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:53,680 Thank you. 687 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,280 I think we can have a decent swing at saving this. 688 00:33:56,320 --> 00:33:58,040 You ever done an oophoropexy before? 689 00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,200 Not yet, no. 690 00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:00,840 I've done a few if you want me to walk him 691 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:02,720 - through it. - Thank you very much, Julian, 692 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,800 but I suspect we'll be fine without you. 693 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:08,920 Thank you, Julian. 694 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,000 Adam. 695 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,360 Yes, Mr Lockhart. 696 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,320 So put another port in. 697 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:15,800 Um... 698 00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:17,320 (ADAM CLEARS HIS THROAT) 699 00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:20,400 Right. Try not to get the bowel. 700 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:25,960 - That right? - Yes, you don't want to 701 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,400 go the other way, do you? 702 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,440 It's a great honour, Mr Lockhart. 703 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:34,120 Oh, please! Right, you're done, I think. You're happy? 704 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,400 Are you? 705 00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:37,600 Well, I'm happy, but it's not my ovary. 706 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:38,840 (ADAM LAUGHS) 707 00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,040 Thank you for taking the time, Mr Lockhart. 708 00:34:41,080 --> 00:34:42,360 - It's deeply appreciated. - Right, come on. 709 00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:44,040 We don't want to be here all day. 710 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:47,880 There we are. Pop by my office in half an hour, will you? 711 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,360 I've got a little something I'd like to talk to you about. 712 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:53,560 OK, thank you, Mr Lock... 713 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:54,920 Thank you. 714 00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,680 (DOOR CLOSES) 715 00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:01,480 99p. 716 00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:02,800 There you go. 717 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,600 What are you staring at? 718 00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,800 - Adam, I'm really sorry. - What about? 719 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,920 That you grassed me up? That you didn't trust me? 720 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,840 - Or that you were wrong? - It wasn't like that. 721 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:23,960 You don't understand. I was completely... 722 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,280 I know exactly what you were doing. 723 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:26,920 - Looking after number one. - I was looking out 724 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:27,960 for the patient 725 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 while you were on your mad, paranoid fishing trip. 726 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,320 It's been like that ever since you missed that pre-eclamptic. 727 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,360 You got one thing right today, sure, 728 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,200 but I've got a black mark on my record now 729 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,680 because of you and your crazy referrals. 730 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,800 Sorry, I'm just tired. 731 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:47,480 I'm sorry, 732 00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:50,480 I shouldn't have said that. 733 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,880 Friends? 734 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,480 Colleagues. 735 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,520 Friends. 736 00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,000 I'm actually free tonight 737 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,320 if you want someone to test you on all of that stuff. 738 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,760 Seriously, would you mind? 739 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,400 It's just none of it's going in. 740 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:08,520 Sure, I forget that there was a time 741 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,400 when I didn't know all of this stuff, either. 742 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,400 I think I was seven. 743 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,960 Mr Lockhart wants to give me a pat on the back, 744 00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,240 um, so I'll come and grab you when I'm done. 745 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:27,440 Got a ten-year-old bottle of cat piss we can crack open. 746 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,560 Come. 747 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,520 Hey. 748 00:37:04,880 --> 00:37:06,480 Lovely work there, Kay. 749 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:08,360 You're a good little doctor, aren't you? 750 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,520 Sounds a bit like I'm an Enid Blyton character, 751 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:14,440 but I'll take it. Well, I've, erm... 752 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,920 I've been trained by the very best. 753 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,680 Did you study in London? 754 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,040 Er, sure did, yeah. 755 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,360 - Um, third generation. - Ah! 756 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:23,360 You got any kids? 757 00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:24,920 - Er, no. - Married? 758 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:27,800 No. 759 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,160 Mmm. 760 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:31,240 I'm in a long-term relationship. 761 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:32,440 Oh, what does your girlfriend do? 762 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,560 Actually, erm, graphic design. 763 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:37,600 That's sweet. 764 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:38,840 Do you know what these are? 765 00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:40,360 I'm gonna go with babies. 766 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:46,160 I ask every mum I deliver to give me a picture. 767 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:48,680 That's the first case 768 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:52,640 of twin-to-twin transfusion syndrome I looked after. 769 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:54,760 Internal podalic version. 770 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:57,080 - That's really wonderful. - Oh, and this 771 00:37:57,120 --> 00:38:01,080 one's outside a fondue station in Val-d'Isère. 772 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:03,400 Lot of crap in this job, so, er, 773 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,880 it's nice holding on to the good things when they happen. 774 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,320 - Hmm. - Van Hegan. 775 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:11,520 The pre-eclamptic 25-weeker from a couple of weeks back. 776 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:16,400 Yeah, bit of bad news, I'm afraid. 777 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,040 The mum's lodged a complaint. 778 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:23,400 You'll be getting the paperwork through in a bit. 779 00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:24,560 I just wanted to give you the heads-up, 780 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,320 so you can start writing your statement, all that business. 781 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:31,600 Oh, cheer up, you're not gonna lose your job. 782 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,720 Just might make it harder to get the next one. 783 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,360 Well, don't let me stop you from pissing off 784 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,520 so I can go home. 785 00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:44,600 - Um... - Shut the door. 786 00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:45,760 Bye. 787 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,920 (GENTLE MUSIC) 788 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,280 (SINGLE NOTE) 789 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:10,800 (SIGHS) 790 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,200 (EXHALES) 791 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:19,440 (DOOR OPENS) 792 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:26,920 Thought you said you were gonna be out tonight. 793 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,640 Then I realised I'd rather be in. 794 00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,320 TV: If I was Preston's girlfriend, 795 00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,480 I'd chore the face off you when you came at me. 796 00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,400 - Pulling my arms. - Pulling his arms. 797 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,440 I'd cut his cock off. 798 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,920 HARRY: All this is teaching me is that famous people 799 00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:47,120 are the same as normal people, just much more boring. 800 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,240 Could hardly describe half these people as famous. 801 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:53,360 (TV CONTINUES) 802 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,960 How was work? 803 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:07,200 It's fine, yeah. 804 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,040 You know we've been going out for two years? 805 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,680 - Really? - Mmm. 806 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:21,600 God, feels like longer. 807 00:42:23,120 --> 00:42:25,360 Feels like ten. 808 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:28,680 Maybe it is ten in straight years, do you think? 809 00:42:28,720 --> 00:42:31,080 I know when something's up. 810 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,120 (SIGHS) 811 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:37,080 There is something, right? 812 00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:43,360 Harry? 813 00:42:48,680 --> 00:42:50,440 Yeah? 814 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:54,680 Will you marry me? 815 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:02,880 No. 816 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:12,360 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC)